(Source: saanasa)

Tags: LOL

just received:

Husband is working an event and sent this text message:

“Kinda glad you’re not here. It would be awkward if my wife showed up and punched Martin Bashir in the face.”

gotselena:

youremyworldmj:

mrjacksonifyourenasty:

workindayandnight:

michaeljacksondreamx:

Today’s fortune

love it!



lmfao.

most accurate fortune cookie ever.

gotselena:

youremyworldmj:

mrjacksonifyourenasty:

workindayandnight:

michaeljacksondreamx:

Today’s fortune

love it!

lmfao.

most accurate fortune cookie ever.

This makes me laugh every time. EVERY TIME.

This makes me laugh every time. EVERY TIME.